Minecraft is the most unrealistic game

    BY Matthew Gyurko

 

You throw a block it sticks, and then you jump in a portal, and you kill zombies. Dose that happen to you if it does you should see a doctor. First of all your powers are over exaggerated. Second of all, you go in portals. And you also fight zombies.  Last you have multiple lives.  

First and for most your powers are over exaggerated. You can kill a cow with a leaf and it blows up into a mini box of meat. Also you can hit patch of dirt. Let me ask you have you tried to hit a cow, and does it blow up into a little box of meat. The same thing with dirt it blows up into a mini box.

Beyond that you go in portals to different dimension. And there you fight dragons and giant floating squids and zombies. Do you jump in spirally things and go to different dimensions and kill giant floating squids and dragons or zombies in real life do you.

Speaking of zombies in minecraft you can fight zombies every night. Believe me it’s not every night you go to take out the trash and your neighbors fighting zombies because in minecraft you do see your neighbor fighting zombies.

Of course like in most unrealistic games you have 10 lives and when you lose 10 lives you respond right back into your house. With all the tools you crafted.

Speaking of crafting as a bonus I would like to ask you a question. Can you whip out a crafting table and craft a bed in seconds. I wish. Also you have a inventory that stores your bed and diamonds or armor do you have a inventory {back pack} so big a bed plus armor and diamonds and ect, can fit in                    I may have said it was weird or unrealistic and many more. But get this I never said it was bad. Right?